Liv says, "Write a blog." I try to tell her, "It's a blog post, not a blog."
Liv: I think it's a blog.
Rich: A blog is what we put our posts on, just like you write journal entries in a journal; you don't write journals in a journal.
Liv: I can write one about the baby. My stomach is 31 cm. The baby weighs about 3 pounds. She's 17 inches long. That's long! (From head-to-toe.) Most babies, when they're born, are about 19 to 21 inches long. She just needs to fatten up. She'll gain about 4 to 5 pounds in the next 2 and a half months, and I'll gain twice that. Lovely... [Liv opens up a box of Nerds.] I think the baby likes candy.
Rich: The baby, huh?
Liv: You forgot to say that she's a big pain in the side, and she makes me go to the bathroom all the time. Hey, you should take a picture of me tomorrow, to show everybody how big I am. Are you writing that down? I wasn't saying that for our blog. I mean, post. Whatever! I'm just going to stop talking so you can't write anything down. Don't write that down! No one's going to like reading this. What's the blog going to be called-- "Olivia talks to herself?" I mean, post.
Rich: That's pretty good.
Liv: I can't believe you're posting that.